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baby: Кулинг дустлар, кулиш сизга ярашади
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baby: After arriving for an early morning interview, a job seeker asked to use the hiring manager's phone. She then faked a coughing fit as she called in sick to her boss. (At least she called.) When the hiring manager called the candidate, she asked him to bring several copies of his resume and three references. He called back an hour before the interview and asked to reschedule, saying his references couldn't come with him to the interview. The interviewer asked the candidate to describe his ideal job. His response: "I don't know...I haven't had it yet." (Duh, just parrot back what the interviewer told you about the job they're looking to fill.) The job seeker halted the conversation about work hours and the office environment, saying she didn't like being confined to a building. She said she would consider taking the job if she could move her desk to the courtyard outside. (Note to candidates: Dilberts stay indoors.) When asked about her greatest job skill, the candidate said she was most proud of her computer illiteracy. (Oh, give the poor woman a break.) In response to a hiring manager's offer to answer questions about the position, the job seeker replied, "What happens if I wake up in the morning and don't feel like coming to work?" (Interviews are no place for deep philosophical questions.) When asked what motivated him, the job seeker replied, "I've got a big house, a big car and a big credit card balance. Pay me and I'll be happy." (Brutal honesty will not get you the job.) When asked what he wanted to be doing in his next position, the job seeker said, "I'll tell you what I don't want to be doing - sitting in boring meetings, doing grunt work and having to be nice to people all day long." (Welcome to adulthood, buddy.)
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Bred Pit:
baby: Bred Pit нугуя?
strannik: Любимая baby, раскрывшая тайны, Раъно ман инглизчани жуда зур биламанда, фaкат гапирсам инглизлар хечам тушинмайдилар да мани.
maxorka: strannik пишет: Раъно ман инглизчани жуда зур биламанда, фaкат гапирсам инглизлар хечам тушинмайдилар да мани гап yok +5
Brad Pitt: Qovun togrisida anigdod yoqmi.
baby: Brad Pitt пишет: Qovun togrisida anigdod yoqmi.
dangerous: ukol degan narsani manimcha hamma bilsa kere shu so'zni ubekchasi nima buladi UKOL ni uzbekchasi ?
baby: dangerous пишет: UKOL ni uzbekchasi ? тугрисини айтсам билмас эканман , кани кимда кандай фирк бор? dangerous very good эрудицияни оширамиз
baby: боядан бери ойладим , уколни узбекчасини билмадим , лекин укол килиш-эмлаш болади
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maxorka: dangerous пишет: ukol degan narsani manimcha hamma bilsa kere shu so'zni ubekchasi nima buladi клизма ni ozbekchasi nima boladi?
Paksannim:
Paksannim: aygoooo
baby: Их Величество Paksannim, слывший заядлым воякой,
SunShine: dangerous пишет: UKOL ni uzbekchasi ? Укол
dangerous: ukol ni uzbekchasiz ukol ?????? LOL
Paksannim: sanchib olish bosa kere ozbechasiga :DDD
Paksannim: sanchib olish bosa kere ozbechasiga :DDD
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dangerous: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aW5ExUSiy4
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